Papa Johns – Fire Your Marketing Guy

In Random Ramblings by Daniel M. Clark4 Comments

Or woman. Whoever is in charge of coming up with promotions needs to be replaced. This isn't the first time I've written about Papa Johns, and I suspect it won't be the last. Here's their latest batch of WTF:

Why? Just... why? And who is this stupid?

You've probably spotted the problem, but I still feel compelled to point it out. Numbers 1, 3 and 4 are exactly the same offer. How about a few more specials? Four large pizzas for $40? Five large pizzas for $50? Why stop there? Clearly they think we're dumb enough to go along with this, so how about THE BEST VALUE: 10 Large Pizzas for $100! Amazing! What a deal!!!


  1. Thank you for pointing out their “Specials”. However, we've neglected to point out their “Features”. Afterall, they have made it a point to call out that there are “Features” as well. Well, let's see….well there's the…No, that's not a feature…how about?…No, that's not quite one either….Oh wait!! I FOUND IT! You get 437 ways of buying the same exact pizza! Now that's a feature!

  2. Their pizza has me running for the can the moment I am done but I love the garlic butter sauce for the crust and I love pepperoncinis. We used to get Papa Johns a lot in college. It isn't the best but it does taste pretty decent. The aftermath sometimes is worth it.

  3. Guess that I lead a sheltered life. I have never eaten a Papa Johns pizza.

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