I hope Marvel casts someone better than Jessica Alba to play Sue in the Fantastic Four reboot, like a can of corn or Soupy Sales' corpse.
— GailSimone (@GailSimone) August 31, 2010
Normally, I'd just retweet something like this, editing where necessary to interject my own reaction. Unfortunately, there is no way to edit this thing down without completely destroying the superb wit of Gail Simone's message. So, here you go. Let's start a petition to get Soupy Sales' corpse to play Sue in the FF reboot!
And if you're not reading Birds of Prey, get to it. It's awesome again.