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My newsletter is sporadic at best. Once a week is about as frequent as they'll ever get, and that level of activity isn't happening anytime soon.

I shouldn't have to tell you that I'll never sell, rent, lease, or let anyone borrow your email address. I might give them your first name, though, if they pay me enough. Anyone want to buy a list of first names? 25 cents each? Anyone?

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